How not to turn 50

Come in and say...someone asked me outside if u were Susan Murphy inc Fabrics??? What?  IDK...  who? Google???  He said... no I told them you were Susan Murphy inc    but not fabrics.  Ok that was a weird Segway...I wondered what's to come.  My daughter bought him his fave strawberry short cake.  He ordered chicken and pizza.  I hoped we would have a nice evening. After all, you only turn 50, once.  So he took one bite of a wing and starts to speak...nooooooooooooooooo don't talk, just eat!  He says there is a conspiracy at work and he know its me.  I did not go to your work.  Dinner was over and so was his B'day.  He never acknowledged his cake which was sad and for the record.  he never even told me Happy B'day last October....xx  #waste