so sorry so slow

I tweeted about my grocery dilemma, thought it would be a funny thread. It was so slow, I probably lost my audience, if there was one.  The cable bill ... was must faster...........Here we go...*I asked, did u pay the bill? His answers... in 30 minutes or less.  1- did u?  2- it was fine this morning 3- it's not the bill, I called. 4- it's ur kids coming over. 5- I pay the bill every month 6- I know when it's due. 7- I went to the store and it went out.  It was a yes/ no question he never answered.  He went to jail, came home, the next day. I chose my words carefully...can we pay the bill today???  ok, he said...  Finally !  PS I thought the M-I-L posts would #bee interesting, as almost everyone has had a M-I-L  xx