I had to ask

my friend to move in last year. She cried giving up her Apt. and I felt horrible. I said we will work! We will work day and night! Eat sleep work. What really happened was this Saturday - Sunday BF. Monday clean. Tuesday friend. Wednesday clean. Thursday BF. Friday store and pedi. So when it comes up what happened? This is what happened! Nothing I got nada. The car can go to Hollywood... Hansen Dam... Venice... The Beach... Torrance. Anywhere but for me! #truth #itSucks #myLife #DDD

Seeking Transportation

Donations >>> Reasons for a car: Grandchild > Michael's Swap Meet #Totebags > groceries > Post Office > and anywhere my #DrinkDontDrive line takes me! ox #tnx #DDD now will you help me God?

I told the b

don't mess with me. My life was ruined 14 years ago and I never got it back. Despite hard work, prayer and promises from Joel Osteen. Nothing for me. Don't mess with me and she did. So another 14 years will go by before I let anyone in. I don't know how I can, recover from this, financially ...ox #conArtist #DDD #GodBlessMe

so write so wrong

not being mean...some things are so unbelievable to me. I called my friend. Tomorrow is Flag Day and I need some help! Plz come by in PJ's or whatever and drop me off. Drop me off and film me. It's Flag Day and I have my Patriotic hat. I need to get noticed. I need to make a living. The whole thing maybe 30 minutes. I need food, I'm hungry. Plz help! Her answer...you know not to plan anything on a Sunday! #FlagDay #Sunday #DDD #DrinkDontDrive #accessories #awareness PS. come in PJ.s ...get donuts... make it fun!

Beware i Blog #bib

enough of the Fireworks already! in Van Nuys, from June thru January. Not kidding...buy a smaller box already! Scared dogs lost...think! PS order bibs instead! #TY #FireHazard #DDD

BOMC

Bib of month club for dogs! Six bibs shipped every other month for a year! #fun *many options! $60 #embroidered #beardedDogs >>> #DDD

Children...

People are crying because they can't have children. People are crying because they had children. jusSayin' #DDD

Last tea bag

and no coffee...let it soak! Make it strong! Be strong! Last call ...taking a break. #Donations #DDD #Food #transportation xx #TY #petBlessings

Fun Bags

Will be making fun bags this week. Fun summer colors! Get yours today! #embroidered *Pre-order $15 #ecoFriendly Comment to order...or website #TY

I win

no one is all bad. My ex made good money, was good looking and didn't ask for blow J*bs! I win! xx

Tea Time

I call my daughter everyday and say....sorry I lived, sorry I had kids. I then end the call with I love you! xx #noLie PS. I never lie ox

#tip

If you are a con artist, plz note: if pretending to be in a relationship and partner is injured, lay down with them. Looks good. #tip #Amen #Donations #taken #notStirred #viral *PRayer List>>> coffee, pee pee pads, transportation, food #TY #OM

No Curtains

I am usually up by 6:30 because I have no curtains. I took them down and did a million other things for this con artist. She took me, but if you can't help a woman with cancer??? and no way to get to work. We loaned her a bike and fed her. What did she do??? She bit us. We got the bike. She is gone. She hurt my son, left him battered and crushed. Now will you help me God? I treated her like you would. Did I pass the test? #hope #faith PS. I could be in bed, depressed and crying, right now...on my feet and going #viral !

4AM

should I get up and drink my sip of coffee? or go back to sleep till 6:30, sip then. Stayed up, as I am on the West coast, everyone else is up. If I plan it correctly, I can nap when East coasters, are at lunch! So broke right now, puppy pees on free porn. JusSayin" Need coffee today Lord and pee pee pads. #TY #Donations #petBlessings

Going live...

thought I would live blog and tweet today hoping to go viral. Give it some oomph. Been working since 2005. There's the story! Part time at first. Took care of my grandchild. Praying for #Donations as she is going off to High School and I need transportation. and coffee today! #TY

He...Hungarian

Somewhere during Caitlyn Jenner I remembered my childhood and gender. Or lack there of. In Hungarian, there is no gender, apparently. I spent my entire childhood reminding my parents I was a girl. He...my dad would point to me... I was mortified! I was a girly girl and had enough insecurities! My dad would say sorry...there is no sex in Hungary. No, I'm sorry! lol Just like now, with Caitlyn, I start to say He and then change it to She ...just like my very own childhood. ox #twirlGirl #HungarianPrincess #HungarianGypsy #DAD #DDD

Patriotic Polka Dots

Clowning at Kaiser. Big day! Celebrate! Mazel Tov #DDD and Fourth of July. >>> make plans now for yourself and pet! Big Day! #CallMeaCab!

Book signing/ Dean McDermott

When I first learned of Dean's book signing at the Grove, I immediately called my daughter. Of course she was busy that day and I thought things through. Because of transportation issues I decided I really could not afford it. Tori would probably be there, maybe the kids, maybe not. I have a theory that if I get really ready, Tori could cancel. That has happened. So, I usually get 90% ready. I would be happy to see just Dean, but the whole family would be great! Then the Guncles were coming, with their kids!!! Would have been perfect. Beyond perfect! One of those things. I sent out a money txt , SOS! TORI! ...money came in that night! I cried! As the event got bigger and bigger (Mehi, too) I did txt my daughter and say....I wish I could see Tori...no answer. That's another post. I could call this post... My Shakespearean Tragedy. ox #MyGoodSide #MethodActor #REality #totebags #sos #joy #love #pain #tears #takeTwo #DDD #myLoveIsForever #T&D #kisskids xxxx

and then...

other thoughts on Kim/Kris wedding. Was it a real wedding? Did she have cold feet? Were they filming? I heard on Shahs of Sunset, MJ was already filming and there was Charlie! Then I remembered Reggie Bush. Maybe Kris was a rebound? Pun intented! ox #REality #wedding #DDD

Grand Prize at Midnight/ Friday Night!

#fun New #totebags Chill / the Vodka! two sided Tote! Take my Keys Plz! #towels comment to order or visit Website TY #takeTwo

Flash Mob Sale

In Character > Clown #DDD #Embroidery Call me a Cab! Where's My DD? Pre- order Grand Prize Midnight PST #Fun Today NOW

Just a bite ...

Years and years ago, I would make my husband a sandwich after dinner. For some reason I thought it would be cute to take one bite! I thought it was cute funny and meant I love you. My signature was on it! Flash forward decades....I'm thinking that was weird ...that was germs...that was his sandwich! So our son goes out in the world and meets a REality star from a famous family. The guy, I'll call Nick, told my son a funny story. He said when he was lil, his mom would pack his lunch. Everyday when he opened his sandwich...a bite was missing...xx #IARTG #moms #love #wifey #REality #John #DDD #weird #funny #thisHappened

Towels $10

finger tip towels #embroidered *Call me a cab! #DDD *Free Shipping ** and Vintage candy included in every order >>> cotton candy and candy necklaces ox

Fun Bags

Free Medium Tote with every order. > Fun Bags > cuz my bags are fun! #embroidered $20 Value Till Midnight tonight! PST #Tnx #fun #wow

Chill

the Vodka! Two sided tote. You' re thinking CHILL ... but it's more than that! It's a plan! #DrinkDontDrive $20/$30 *Plz comment or visit my site to order. #TYSM

Totebags $20/$30

Where's my Designated Driver? >>> Where's my Limo? >>> M/L Comment or visit my site! #TYSM #embroidered #saveLives #savePets #shopping #ecoFriendly #fun #baby #boomer #teens #prom #FourthOfJuly ox *Free shipping *Free Gifts

Bibs $15

Dog or baby! one size fits both species. Call me a Cab! >>> Call me a Limo! *Celebrity baby owned *High end *embroidered *saves clothes *Posh *Chic #DrinkDontDrive #accessories

Caps $25

Take my Keys Plz! >>> Where's my DD? *comment to order, or visit my website > TY!

After dinner mints

I was thinking about the dinner I had with our teen. She spoke of many things...Starbucks, friends, boys and Caitlyn Jenner. I remembered she had said a few times Caitlyn Jenner's so pretty. I could not help myself, it's on @Vine. I love lil audio clips. It's my first one. Maybe it will become my tag line. Wish I had a better voice...practice! ox

Did you hear...

when Bruce said ...if Kris was more ok with it we could still be married! Let's see. Marriage vows. Better/worse sicker/poorer transgender issues aside...xx #keepingSenseOfhumor ox #CaitlynJenner P.S. Kris to new BF...so how do you feel about your gender? xx

A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.

New #embroidered items! >>> J.F.F.I. #Ido >>> D.I.C.K. >>> A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. >>> P.O.P. >>> $10-$30 #Totebags #bibs #towels #caps *comment to order! TY! #gold #love #excited #wow >>> #bibs & #towels $10 >>> #totes & #caps $20/$30 *Free Shipping ox

Grab Bag! #grabIT

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#bibs galore...

I still make all the same items, as before. >>> This week #dog #bibs >>> order one get this one free! " NO Fireworks!" #dog #bib >> Choose from *First Bite *Last Bite *Big Spoon *Lil Spoon *Smell my Fur >>> #Fireworks #DDD #ministry #embroidery *Thru 6/21 Comment to order! $10 *Free Shipping #GodBlessYou #TY #excited #wow

Flag Day

I will be *in Character tomorrow...*Van Nuys >>> #DrinkDontDrive #Awareness #ministry ox *seeking transportation #donations #tysm 📣😇💞

Photo Shop

I read about Marie Osmond using Photo Shop to include her deceased son, in family photos. What do you think about that? #son #angel #heaven ox

Bobbi Kristina

BK 's grandma said ...I only pray once. God knows how I am. I pray one time. I wonder what God thinks about that? #ministry #Amen #DDD #bucketsOfScribbles #iWrite

Roseanne Barr

once said fat people say, make a left at Mc Donald's go 3 blocks then a right at Subway. lol *paraphrased...now, that's how everyone speaks! lol #comedy #angels #Twitter #Instagram

RandOM

Prayers and exercise...#prayerCise I was up at 4AM today. Stressed out by 8 - *+*+*+*+*+ Breathe... stretch ... #OM ... #TYT touch your toes, if possible. Or just hang over... DEstress as you go. Don't take it with you. oxxo #tip #ministry #niche #DDD "Any exercise, is better than none." #AMEN

Push 1

or...everyone could learn English! #boomer #proudDaughter #jusSayin'

Bullied

forever...made it through. People can say fat, dumb, crazy. They are just letters that make words. Blue roof tree are just words too. Substitute the words. Consider the source. I once let a junkie and prostitute destroy me. No matter who they are, you are better. They are the bully! They are the bad guys. Just ignore as much as you can. Don't REspond to the lil things, maybe there won't be bigger things. If you need help, get help. I'm here if you need me. I'm old, I survived. ox #boomer #love #REality #twinLove #Totebags >>> *Hit Snooze *Hit High Notes $25/35 #bibs #AntiBully

Kim Kroy Kringe... #twin #love

Not hating... but did anyone else kringe when Kim and Kroy declined a C- section, with twins?! Usually when the Dr. says "I think a C-section would be best" most people, especially with twins, would say, OK! I almost died, while they sorted things out. Painful. lol Thankfully all went well with #5 and 6. Kim is so lucky in so many ways. I tell God I'm ready to #RECeive too! #REality #love

I kill spiders

And only spiders! I say ...sorry, it's you or my family. Then I pray #om max kills Katie *s spiders. I kill my own. #girlPower I make my own coffee too! Really I do! Xx #bugJar #DDD #boomer #totebags #bibs

Words...

Assume?...look it up. Vague? Hoping... It was??? Dredge?...with me, every day! Blonde ... I said. you heard White???

Seeking #Donations

Ministry Drink Don't Drive Animal Rescue Transportation Feeding Homeless DDD TY

BOGO Free... pre order

#selfish #shellfish BOGO Free #Totebags $25 #DDD

Fave twin names...

Bellasera/Serafina Delmar/Martel Nicole/Nicolas Scarlet/Hunter Dreama/ Deja Galaxy/ Star Dawn/Dusk Matching middle-names I love middle-names * I made up the name Jaden. I did. I combined Eden and Jade. Many years ago. #series Summer Rain/ Autumn Dream Kenya Star / Morgan Rose #series

Shadoe Tyme ....New character

Stoner Thoughts... A lipstick is not a lighter. Woke up, bud on floor, smoked it. Cleaned the bong Shabbat Shalom. Smoke it all, see what happens. Breakfast- Del taco and stress. Washed down heartburn with bong load and Diet Coke. Don't whale, inhale. I want a Tee Pee. whoever said wax on wax off didn't wear a bikini whoever said wax on wax off never smoked it Loved smoking wax with u sorry got it on remote, phone, mouse! once u go wax hard to go back Budtender said. #tip indiCA *Totebags and Caps $25 #DDD

wake up...#series

wake up/ go viral/ go back to bed wake up/get rich/ go back to bed wake up/get it done/ go back to bed wake up/inhale/ go back to bed wake up/feed animals/go back to bed wake up/ pray /go back to bed wake up/ save animals/ go back to bed #series #fun thoughts #girlPower #DDD

My Story

I came out of an abusive relationship and tried my luck online. Flash forward 10 years...where am I? So many items and a book, to boot! "DJ's Special Tree." Now what? So, I asked myself, what is thee most important product you make? I answered myself. My *Drink Don't Drive Line * of accessories. It's ok to drink, have fun. Just don't drive. Accessories include Tote bags caps and bibs, beautifully and professionally embroidered. Your color choice! "Call me a Limo!" and more! Celebrity owned,eco- friendly. Free Shipping... Vintage Candy! Retro - chic- fun- surprise! Drink Don't Drive... My mission, my cause, my ministry. #DDD Your support is very much appreciated! $10-30 Great value, eco friendly, celebrity owned. Multi- use, multi- meaning, multi generational. Family fun! xx