Tool xx

When i first heard @KristenTaekman 's Tag line on #RHONY ....i thought yeah, you 're  ok, pretty. I was wrong... Kristen is stunning! Not just her perfect features,but there is a lot of emotion, behind her features. My mother would say, in Hungarian, "God was in a good mood, when he created Kristen." No kidding. Kristen is so beautiful, plastic surgeons lay awake, at night and wonder...how can i REcreate Kristen?  Kristen is so beautiful, God lays awake at night, and wonders...... ....xx #tagline #funny #lol #runningJokes #SuckerForBlonds #bibs

The Lil' White lie .....

at Sears! It was 1977 and we told our daughter, a lil white lie. We told her we were getting her dad a tool for work. We probably did get him a tool. Then we got on the escalator.............and went up to furnishings. There they were...the canopy beds in all their glory. The family had a plan. A script. We would ride up and then... when she looked over at the bed, Papa would ask.........would you like one of those? That was his line. I was the last one up and i saw them embrace...our plan went off without a hitch. Papa was right on Q! Then Nana went and grabbed all the bedding and came back with an armful of actual canopy. What's all this my dad asked? The price of the bed just doubled. lol The End xx THE CAST of The Canopy Bed: John and Susan Murphy- Bill and Violet White-Sella-The Bed-The Bedding-The lil white lie. A story by TL White.