BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! xx

Chelsea Clinton was married in a designer gown. Only thing missing was her boobs. She definately needed Diane... the professional Boobologist, from Diane and co.   Someone needed to go in and pull those puppies up. Lift and separate, the bra commercials said, when i was lil. Too bad Diana and Co. wasnt there to do the boobology job! xx

1946

Two sisters from Boston...was on early this morning. Jimmy Durante came on and i remember doing his dentures, when i was a Dental Assistant. I also made his wife's crowns. She wasnt happy with the job and tore up the Dentist's check. She wanted her teeth separate, not together. Later that day i was fired! 1976 xx

You moved back...

but it will never be the same. I left my Lottery ticket in your car this morning. Normally it would be ok for me to leave it there, but not any more. I went out to get it. Looking out for number one now. That's ME! xx

In all Reality! xx

Amber's not pregnant, Dreama said to me, quite casually. I found it surprising as Dreama is barely nine years old and we don't know Amber! Amber is on MTV's Teen Mom. Funny how these reality celebs have worked their way into our homes, hearts and main stream conversation. We are even on a first name basis with them. They become friends of our families, and we discuss them and their issues with life and love. So in the end i am glad Amber isnt pregnant, again. Im glad Dee refreshed his Tatt for his 34th anniversary. Im glad Chrissy decided to stay at her parents dress shop. Not sure Gene and shannon needed face lifts, and welcome home josie! xx