Bug Zap

I am the bug they are the zapper. zap zap zap #cruel

Stayed too long...

at the fair. I tell myself, I had warning signs, but I stayed. I accept full responsibility for ruining my own life. I loved the wrong people and it ruined my life. A mom on IG named her daughter fair...spelled Phayre. #wow #tip get out when you get those signs! PS. they're thinking " is she still talking about this? " I'm thinking 14 1/2 years and you did nothing... but make it worse, at every possible turn. It wasn't the money it was betrayal, slander, liable...lost my family and my identity. Moved on and trying to #REbuild #om #tyt #breathe

Toot my Horn

I told my son I want to make "NO ugly crying in Baseball" a household phrase. That'll take millions, he said. I can't afford publicity, I said, like Bill Horn 's company. Today Bill Horn liked my pic on Instagram ...we are getting closer... #ty #ly #family #tearsofjoy

Fork it over!

my daughter has the best line... Fast food workers want $15 an hour. Try remembering the utensils, first! lol Even Bob's Big Boy forgot our fork three times in a row, on their famous combo with salad? Are you kidding me? Try eating shredded lettuce with your car keys! JK* I used my fingers! Gross! ox #bobsbigboy

wcw

why Kris Jenner? Beautiful, smart, strong, successful, loving, caring. We have a connection. We got divorces, our husbands died. I'll always wonder, if I could have changed things and saved him. Kris has been through so much and did it with such grace...that's why she's my #WCW see you Wednesday :) xx

On the dance floor!

My bladder and I were racing home, doing the usual drop off n pick up... When I realized my son was not, on the curb. He then came out n said... work at noon and look spiffy. I was mystified, as to why? Fast forward 12 hours... I am trying to sleep and what's on my mind? Kris Humphrey's?! The episode where Kim decides to keep her name? #KUWTK So then my son comes home and as almost an afterthought says ...know whose dance floor I installed today? Kris Kardashian. What? my mind started going pop- pop- pop. You mean Kris... the mom? Kris Jenner? Mother of Kim??? Mother of many? Gorgeous Kris my #wcw ? Yes he said, whatever her name is? I guess it's her birthday? lol The party was given by her kids who still use Kardashian. He must have heard the name, during the installation! A slight mix up of names...funny how I went to bed thinking #Kris slightly psychic, as you know. That's why you had to look spiffy?! I asked? #proudmom #serendipity #firstdance #fullcircle *Know who was on that floor??? #EVERYBODY #firstdance #KHLOE #darkestbeforedawn #grateful #birthdayblessings #AMEN

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Malcolm

in the middle! Any fans? I am just now #bingewatching on #Netflix first time ever! No TV for now...6 mos and counting. They have become my family! lol So many questions! So in awe...ox #ecofriendly #notv #nocar #igshop #sales #Spreesy >>> *RANDOM THOUGHTS : I think my son should stop complaining about his childhood. I think everyone should watch before having kids. I am surprised Jane K had her kids while filming. Was anyone else disappointed in the naming of Jamey? Brilliant writers and that's all??? His name is Jamey...suits him, Malcolm says. WHATT??? That's all? AND that's why I work from home!!! #chaos

Maybe maybe not

I always knew I was different. I knew I was born early and had ADHD. I knew I had a lil OCD. I am hyper sensitive, in a very cruel world. I am a lil psychic. I feel other people's pain. I get depressed when tragedy is about to happen. Some things I can figure out, why? Some things, I can't. Now family members have been diagnosed with Asperger's. Maybe that's what I have? Maybe that's why I am not as perfect, as smart, as put together as others? Maybe that's why I feel scared and confused. Maybe that's why I feel overwhelmed and insecure. Maybe that's why people don't like me, or I feel that they don't. Never quite fitting in...maybe Asperger's... maybe not. Never understanding how I could be #bullied by the people I loved most...and maybe... that's why, it was so hard for me, to rebuild my life! Maybe...maybe not! #Amen #nationalbullypreventionmonth

drove by the Pink Motel

it was closed...empty...quiet. There was a death in the family, so I wanted to be respectful. It had signs that read Private Property and video taping in progress. A man came out ... I drove thru slowly. Soaking it in. It was charming, cottage like and pink. I passed the flamingos, all in a row. The perfect place to shoot Vanderpump Rules. I hope it stays open...I hope to snap some pics....I told the flamingos I would be back...ox #realitytv

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Saving Water

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#Jasmineneedsavan

Final days to help this sweet lil girl. @Deelow35 Twitter/IG *GO fund link. She really needs this, before the weather gets bad. She survived a kidney transplant and is thriving. A beautiful lil miracle! TY for helping in any way! Share! ox