Top 10 signs your're a mom

1- you are alone in the store, a child cries for mommy...you respond. 2-you can never look at catsup or peanut butter again 3- you are always tired - 4- accessories include spit up. drool and urine 5- you dont have time to brush your own hair 6- what u buy at the store is what u can get with a toddler in tow. 7- you are never alone 8- you are never lonely 9- you wish you were alone, you wish you were lonely lol 10- the minute you start something, you hear MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM and its the greatest sound in the world.!